Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Butt of Jokes (and Cars)

Now that this will soon be obsolete, apparently, thanks to the Utah congressional delegation, we need a new motto for all those rust-buckets, gas-guzzlers, and limos in Mayor Adrian Fenty's motorcade.

Any suggestions? Here are a few:

"I'm driving to New York for decent pizza."

"Your vehicle is illegally wiretapped."

"My other pistol is a sawed-off."

"Road Head: Ray LaHood or Larry Craig?"

"D.C.: Free Museums Here, You Mooch."

"In the event of an Obama sighting, this vehicle will be temporarily unmanned."

"Experience the History: W. Mark Felt, Dana Stubblefield, Orlando Letelier."

"You probably hate cars in general."

"All Your Field Trips Are Belong to Us."

"Twit(ter) Capital USA."

Naoum Contribution -

"D.C.: It's like LA but with ugly people"

"Socialism.gov"

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