Running Item: The Butt of Jokes (And Cars)

"D.C. Metro: Mind the ($29 Million Budget) Gap."

"This Tag Was Once Eaten By Potomac River Sharks."

"Len Bias Did Cocaine. What's the Excuse for Press Bias?"

"DWB: Driving While...Blogging."

"Cops on Segways: Please Do Not Laugh Audibly."