Running Item: The Butt of Jokes (and Cars)

"Mayor Adrian Fenty: Not an Italian Fashion Designer."

"The Reflecting Pool: It Defends Us Against Alien Laser Beams."

"DC: Northern Charm, Southern Efficiency. Join Us in Pickett's Charge."

"Honk if You Support Marion Barry's Kidneys."

"Our City Flag Has Three Stars. More Than Any of Our Restaurants."